Well, today is Anti-Thanksgiving. On Thanksgiving, we think of all the things we can give thanks for, so the day before, we get to think of all the things we DON'T give thanks to. In no order, here it is:
- Knee socks. I'm hating them this year, though it could be because I hate all my shoes too.
- Cleaning. Everything needs to be cleaned. Fact of life. But dude, why does it have to suck so damn much? A clean house is great; the process to get there makes me want to scream. It's constant!
- Pizza sauce. I've gone on and on about this, but it's true. I hate pizza sauce. Officially. I don't know where this came from. It snuck up on me, and now I never ever want to eat pizza.
- Health care reform. Maybe I will be thankful for it at some point, but right now it looks futile to me, because we're not doing ANYTHING about reining in costs. How about we get smart and start setting the prices of things, like they do in Japan?
- The commute. It seems to have conspired with the world to make sure I do not get home before 4:20 any day of the week, regardless of what time I leave. Sometimes I leave at 3:40, and get home at 4:20. Sometimes 3:20, and home at 4:20. But never earlier.
- Modern Warfare II. I'm sure many people are thankful for this game, but I hate it. I hate hearing it, I hate watching it, and I hate the killing. Something about modern times and war....
- IBS. I'm sure I have it, and it's not so fun. The thought of never eating meat at Fogo de Chao again makes me sad.
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