A joke told by a flight attendant upon landing in Chicago:
Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting divorced. During the custody hearing, the judge asks Baby Bear, "Baby Bear, do you want to live with Papa Bear?" and Baby Bear says, "No, because he beats me." So the judge asks, "Baby Bear, do you want to live with Mama Bear?" and Baby Bear says "No, because she beats me." Exasperated, the judge says, "Baby Bear, who DO you want to live with?" and Baby Bear says "The Chicago Bears, because they don't beat anyone."
Welcome to Chicago, folks! Seriously, it's good to be back home, even if the Bears suck. My eyes always devour the city on return from anywhere not here, and this time was no different, even in the drizzle and dark. I'm sorry there'll be no Progress Report Monday, but I will definitely post that tomorrow, although it'll be night before that happens. But then regular posting should resume on Wednesday.
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