S sent me this meme from one of his MySpace buddies. Please, Harry Potter nerds, do this meme with me.
1. Favorite Harry Potter movie- I don't really have one. I don't love them.
2. Favorite Harry Potter book- Goblet of Fire, hands down.
3. Least favorite Harry Potter movie- All?
4. Least favorite Harry Potter book- Chamber of Secrets.
5. Favorite Harry Potter Character- Hmm, that's hard. I like Ginny a lot. She's plucky and smart. I also like Hermione, for much the same reason. And...I love Ron, in the movies. Ron might be the only good part of those movies.
6. Least favourite Harry Potter Character- I hate Snape. I have no use for someone who pretends to be bad.
7. Spell, Charm or Hex you most wish you had the ability to perform- Also hard to answer. I wouldn't mind being able to transform myself into say, a cat.
8. Reason for desiring to perform said Spell, Charm or Hex- I don't know, it seems like it might be interesting. Except for the pooping in the box thing.
9. If I were in Hogwarts, my house would be- I want to say Ravenclaw, but we all know I'm a Hufflepuff.
10. If I played Quiddich, my position would be- I'd be in the crowd. Duh.
11. My favorite Hogwarts subject would be- Oooh, I don't know. If the history professor wasn't so bad, maybe history. Or....Hagrid's class, Care of Magical Creatures. I like....creatures.
12. After graduating Hogwarts, my magic profession would be- I think I might like to teach. I could be the Hogwarts Librarian.
13. Harry Potter character you would most like to snog- How about one of the of-age Weasley boys?
14. Magical creature you would keep as a pet- Well, cats aren't really magical, but I'd really love a cat.
15. Favorite method of magical transportation- Hogwarts Express!
16. Make up a spell, complete with name and function- Smarticus. You could intone it over a book and suddenly know everything in it. So...yeah, I'm a nerd.
17. Person I would most like to use the Confundus Charm on- Erm, which one is that?
18. Person I would most like to use Avada Kedavra on- Uh...only spiders.
19. Person I would most like to use the Cruciatus Curse on- How about nasty bugs?
20. Person I would most like to use the Imperious Curse on- More bugs?
21. Person I would most like to use the Entrancing Enchantment on- Well, I wouldn't like to use that. I don't want fake love.
22. If God could do magic, would he be better than Dumbledore?- Um, that presupposes that God exists, which as he doesn't, makes Dumbledore the default winner.
True or False questions- (answer honestly)
23. I have read all (so far) 6 Harry Potter books- True
24. I have pre-ordered book 7- True (and if you haven't, dude, get on it.)
25. I have re-read all (so far) 6 Harry Potter books- False. I haven't re-read the last one. I don't know if I can.
26. I own all the Harry Potter DVDs- False. In fact, I own none.
27. I own a wand- False. Unless a mascara wand counts.
28. I know magic- False. I am blindingly normal.
(Questions 29 and 30 were lame, so they're heretofor redacted.)
31. I have at one point had an inappropriate crush on Hermione Granger (girls are encouraged to answer too)- False. I'm too old for that shit.
32. I am Lord Voldemort- False. Not quite.
33. I have lost sleep due to reading Harry Potter books- True. So true it's sad. I finished...five....in one night. That meant very little sleep.
34. Harry Potter's witchcraft has possessed my soul and now Jesus hates me because I read Harry Potter more than the bible- Listen. IF Jesus is this magical wonderful God-being, which lots of people think he is, then I don't think he's up in heaven hating on people because they enjoy being literary. No, I think Jesus loves HP as much as we do.
So yeah, was that lame? I don't know, it was kinda fun.
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