I declare today Anti-Thanksgiving. So, in honor of the fact that I had to work and that the turkey is tomorrow, here is a list of things I am NOT thankful for:
--chapped lips
--getting shocked by every single thing on the earth
--not being able to find a good book to read
--stupid people
--scratchy wool scarves and sweaters
--being late, or other people being late
--bananas
--my hands always being cold
--the wad of phlegm that is ever-present in your throat when you have a cold
--the fact that dishes (and clothes, for that matter) require washing
--raw onions
--my left front turn signal
--robbers
--the fact that cell phones need batteries
--eye boogers
--having to get out of bed on cold cold cold mornings
--popcorn, but only when it gets stuck in your teeth
So there. Tomorrow I will post a list of things I am actually grateful for, and I fully anticipate two-thirds of the list being food items, with people making up the other third.
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