I've seen this meme everywhere, so because I am a follower, and without further ado:
Five Weird Things (about me)
1. I'm repulsed by stickers. And wet paper of the receipt variety. And little taggy things. And by repulsed I mean gagging and that whole thing. I'm pretty sure that I could possibly throw up if I was forced to confront something horrible. And if you don't believe that I'm actually gagging, ask S. He's been in the presence of said reaction.
2. I compulsively eat lime salt, both on my fingers and on popcorn. When I was in college, some of the Chicana girls (my Catholic school had a sizeable population of Chicanas because of its Catholic nature) that I became friends with would bring it to class. I think I was the only person besides them who could stand it. To eat it, they'd lick that fleshy part between the pointer finger and the thumb and salt it. Then, they'd lick that salt off. And repeat. I like it like that, but I also like to lick popcorn and dip the popcorn in the salt. I love it. I love the salty-sweet taste aesthetic that comes out of Mexico.
3. I can't sleep without earplugs. Even when I'm alone. I started wearing them to get away from S's snoring, and now I need to get away from every little noise. Even the heat clicking on keeps me from sleeping.
4. My pinky toe barely has a nail. I mean, if I paint my toenails, I sort of have to paint one on.
5. I'm really bad at direction. Notoriously bad at left and right. Which is sort of odd, considering that I have an exceedingly good sense of direction, in general. I just don't have a good sense of left and right. I have a better sense of east and west than left and right.
So yeah. Am I a freak of nature now?
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