Below the fold is a really long, weird meme. Weird because the person who made it apparently doesn't know how to count.
10 Firsts:
First Best Friend(s): My sister
First Screen Name: maggydacat
First Piercing: ears
First Music: Hmmm. Kate and I had two records that I remember, the
soundtrack to Lady and the Tramp (We are Siamese if you please....) and
a "space" songs record with "Rocket Man" and the Star Wars theme and so
on.
First stuffed animal: No idea.
First Kiss: Depends.
(there's not 10, but this is the way I found the meme)
9 Lasts:
Last Cigarette: Um, Tuesday night. Bad me!
Last achoholic beverage: Um, Wednesday night. Bad me!
Last Phone Call: Honestly, a phone call to set up a job interview. But this is rare, okay?
Last CD Played: Death Cab For Cutie, Transatlantacism
Last bubble bath: I don't bubble bathe.
Last time you cried: Tuesday night. Over a photo.
Last movie in theaters seen: Elizabethtown.
(this meme is seriously stupid about counting.)
8 Have You Evers:
Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: S was a close friend before we dated.
Have You Ever Been Arrested: Un-uh
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: Not a chance in hell
Have You Ever Been on TV: No.
Have You Ever Kissed Someone and Then Regretted It: Yes, yes and (wait for it)....hell yes
Have You Ever had a Suggestive Dream About Someone: I sure am glad to be able to answer yes.
Have you ever had sex: Wouldn't it be strange if I lived with S and said no? Of course.
Have you ever cheated: Nope.
7 Things You're Wearing:
1. Army green pants
2. Black fabric belt
3. Black sweater
4. Baby blue undies
5. A black lace bra
6. A precious, precious necklace
7. A ring that was a gift from S (on my middle finger, okay?)
6 Things You've Done Today:
1. Returned something to Old N@vy
2. Called my cousin
3. Made a mix CD
4. Bought four songs on iTunes (Everlong, Jesus Walks, Moon River and Living Room)
5. Bought two lace camisoles from H&M
6. Had a conversation with my friend Tim
5 People You Can Tell Anything to:
1. S
2. My sister
3. My mom
4. The paddler
5. Yalie
4 things you say alot:
1. Fuck
2. Ouchy
3. Beanie?
4. All I'm saying is....
3 Choices:
1. Black or White: Black
2. Hot or Cold: Hot
3. Sun or Rain: Rain
2 Things You Want to Do Before you die:
1. EVERYTHING
2. EVERYTHING ELSE
1 thing you regret:
1. Yelling at S
First & last.
Can you explain:
1. The first time you drove a car? No, because I can't remember
2. The first prize you've ever won? I have no idea.
3. The first birthday surprise/party/gift? Uh, what the hell does this even mean? I can't remember my first birthday!!!
4. The first time you lost your virginity? Can you lose your virginity more than once? I vote no.
5. The first speeding ticket? Never got one.
6. The first test you failed in school? As far as I know, I've never failed anything.
7. The first 3 numbers of your cell phone(not area code)? I can't remember/No f-ing way am I providing that info.
8. The first job you ever had? At the local library, as a page.
9. The first car you owned? My sweet, sweet P-mobile. A four-door blue/gray Corolla.
10. Your first flight? Before I can remember things.
11. The last fight you were in? With S, about one of his photos.
12. The last time you ate junk food? What constitutes junk food?
13. The last good orgasm you had? Ummmmm, Tuesday? This week, for sure.
14. The last good book/magazine you read? Oh god, how do I answer this. I read a book a day....
15. The last site you visited other than this one? This question makes NOOOO sense.
16. The last crime you committed? I don't really commit crimes.
17. The last good thing you did for someone. Hmmm. I bought S two pairs of socks today.
18. The last article of clothing you purchased? Those two camisoles that I bought earlier today.
19. The last time you went to church? Honestly? For my cousin's wedding. But that wasn't really church CHURCH.
20. The last person who responded to your blog? S
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