Maybe not twenty, but however many I can think of. I'm obviously still in the midst of this existential crisis, because this sort of thing doesn't get cured overnight. (But to my friends C and T--I know you get it, and thanks. Sometimes I forget that the reason I'm friends with you guys is because we're not really cubicle people, and non-cubicle people often end up together just by the fact that they all end up working in the same jobs [ie Borders]. And sometimes I forget that we're kind of all in this boat together. Funny story--when I was a freshman in college, I was pretty miserable, and my dear Dad, with best intentions, kept telling me everyone was in the same boat. At first, it seemed he was right, but all around me, it looked like people were jumping out of the boat and swimming to shore. But not me. I was stuck in the boat. It became kind of a joke among my friends freshman year--we were only friends because we were all still stuck in the boat. And that was true, because I didn't stay friends with them, and easily ended up hating about half of them before college was over. So yeah, the boat thing--I know that we're all sort of up in air about what we're doing--and T, I heard through the grapevine that is my sister that you got a job, so congrats. I'm pretty sure that it might be like my librarian costume, in which case, you do what you have to do, right? Anyway, I'm glad for you.)
On to the questions:
- Am I the only person in the world who constantly fights with herself about which version of Layla is better: the rockin' version or Clapton's acoustic version?
- Can we designate people as National Treasure? If so, I nominate Robin Williams.
- Have you ever eaten green beans out of the can cold?
- Or am I a freak?
- Is it shameful to admit that I really, really like Avril Lavigne's new single?
- How do Brita filters really work? Aren't you slightly suspicious of them?
- Does everyone who does WW have extreme reactions to real food? For instance, last night I ate a steak and french fries and now I can't be without easy access to a bathroom, if you know what I'm saying.
- Why do libraries and bookstores provoke the poop reflex?
- Am I still addicted to cigarettes if I can't get enough of the smell of them?
- Why does S buy magazines that he will never read?
- Was it a mistake to offer to help with the favors for my cousin's girlfriend's baby shower? If the favors involve butter mints, the temptation to eat them will be the most exquisite form of torture ever. Me and butter mints, we have a history. That's another story though.
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