Remember when I saw the

Remember when I saw the dog in the car at the movies? This was worse.

You should never sit next to me in a movie (okay, with a seat between us) and buy a GIGANTIC soda, drink it all in five minutes, and spend the second half of the movie slurping up the water that melts from the ice AND

constantly move the squeaky top on and off so that you can reach your hand into the GIGANTIC cup to grab one ice cube at a time, shove it in your mouth, and then chew it. Loudly.

So thank you , anonymous woman next to me at the movies--you very nearly ruined In Good Company for me. (Except that it was very good and I tried very hard not to let the ice chewer mess it all up.)